Infosec Sea Shanty

The deplorables put up a site 
For free speech if you’re male and white 
Welcomed all the far-right clowns
That the bird site wanted to go

Soon may anti-fascists come
To bring us data on where you’ve gone 
One day when the hackin’ is done 
All your files will show  

It had not been three days before 
Hate mobs broke down Capitol doors 
Tech leaders called all hands and swore 
Their apps had to go  

If you’re on the web to spew some hate
Pay heed to how you authenticate 
Your faces we will exfiltrate 
Through your janky Twilio 

There are things that one can’t say out loud
Without getting the boot from a corporate cloud 
So if you’re running with supremacist crowds 
Jeff won’t take your dough

You said you’d rebuild from the ground
But there are no vendors to be found
Networks cut and the site stays down 
The answer is LOL no

Soon may anti-fascists come
To bring us data on where you’ve gone 
One day when the hackin’ is done 
All your files will show